"Ding-Dong!"
"Hi Bailey, come on in." Dinner's almost ready, it will be scrumptious!"
"I'm sure it will,"Bailey said, disgusted by the smell of dead rats and B.O. drifting around the room.
"Great, you go have a seat and I'll serve dinner in just a minute!"
In no time Mrs. Gretchen had brought dinner out on plate after plate of unknown food materials. Bailey gulped at the sight of what looked to be a goat's eyeball. "Well, what are you waiting for, Bon Appetit!" said Mrs. Grethchen in an excited tone.
"Thank you", it looks delicious," was all Bailey could reply as her eyes caught the sight of a bowl labeled cow manure, grashopper guts, and toenail casserole. Her stomach grew nacious at blue tarantula legs dipped in earwax, frog's legs sauteed in cockroach guts, and rat legs wrapped in salami. At last she served herself a spoon of what appeared to be pinto beans and thinking that, took a huge bite. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, what was that?" Bailey shrieked as she spewed dark brown, goopy, wigling substance across the room
"Oh, hunny, those are African beetles, I should have warned you, you have to swallow them quickly before they crawl back up your throut!"she said with a cruel laugh. As her face widened into a smile, green, bubbling goop began to dpip down her face!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Bailey tearing out of down the hall and slamming the front door shut behind her.
"But Bailey, you'll miss dessert!"