I am Amy Whinehouse, the lead hunter in the MKZN (Must Kill Zombies Now.) We had heard a distressed call over at a cheap tattoo place. It seems that after the poverty stricken shop gave the gang of zombies tattoos, the zombies promptly ate the artists. There was only one survivor, the small receptionist. We then met up with her to see if there was any clues. At first look, I was shocked, the young girl was completely tattoo free. I could tell, because what she was wearing should not even be considered as clothing.
My team and I looked around scrutinizing everything, looking for just a hint, that there actually was the undead people in there at one time. The first thing that I noticed was that there was a small piece of green dead skin rotting there on the floor. It was definitely a zombie attack, no human skin could get that color, even after death. Engraved on the piece of flesh was a heart shaped marking. A band around the gory heart read "flesh and brains". We had a start!
Three days of meticulous tracking later, we found the inked up undead. They were immediately killed. I was happy, for my job was finally done, but there were tons more just lurking in the shadows waiting for me to let my guard down.
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