This evening I went over to aunt Elma's house for dinner. Bad Mistake. I entered her humble abode and my eyes began watering at the disgusting scent my nose had picked up.
"Do you have any pets?" I asked.
"Oh no, I'm allergic," she responded "now if you'll excuse me I need to go and check on dinner". What on earth is that rancid scent? I thought to myself as she walked away. After about 10 minutes, I heard her call me into the dining room. I walked in and immediately realized what the smell was. Dinner.
"Oh, Sushi. Sounds... good" I said unenthusiastically.
"What do you mean sushi, this is pot roast" she responded, confused.
"Oh... I knew that" I untruthfully remarked. I took mt first bite and immediately regretted it. It tasted like a combination of lemon, sausage, and peppermint.
"Well, do you love it?!?" asked Elma excitedly.
"It's... interesting" I responded.
"Oh I knew you'd love it, I just knew it!" I had to get out of there, I began looking around, trying to find an escape route.
Unfortunately, there was no escape and I ate every painstaking bite. Uhhhhh.
Robert Flummerfelt
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