#149

In a world, where the heroes always emerge victorious, one villain is willing to step up for what is wrong, despicable, and just plain evil, and his name is Dr. Dreadful. The terrible Dr. Dreadful has powers over the five elements: air, water, earth, fire, and cheese. With these powers he will travel across all of North America, suffocating people form lack of air, freezing them in a giant ice cube, and then throwing it into a volcano, creating canyons in the middle of the high way so people can't get to work on time, helping forest fires to become out of control, so the little bunnies will have no wear to live, and the most malicious thing of all, spoiling America's supply of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. What shall we ever so with out our mac & cheese? His costume alone is enough to send shivers down your spine. Long black jeans, a plain black t-shirt, and a black leather jacket, may not seem like much, but an aura of pure blackness trails out all around him, giving the impression that darkness is wrapped around him, even in broad daylight. His cape is the most terrifying aspect of all, made of Swiss cheese so stinky, that no one would ever dare try and eat it. Roomers say that his secret lair, in some remote part of the country, is worse than hades itself. It has shark pits and acid lasers. Its got gold plated toilet seats, and bottomless pits. There are ninja robot guards, spikes in the air ducts and a gift shop where every thing is overpriced and tacky. Only one person has ever gotten in and out alive. It was the one, the only, the Dominoes Pizza delivery guy, John Smith. When asked how he accomplished this miracle he, replied, "I walked up, delivered the pizzas, got my tip, and walked out." John's heart braking story will continue to serve as an inspiration to do-gooders everywhere. As for Dr. Dreadful, he is wanted by 51 states, not to mention Canada, Mexico, Bermuda, The cheese of the month club, Cuba, the Virgin Islands, The Girl Scouts, and Porto Rico. America's only hope of stopping Dr. Dreadful, and continuing cheese production, lies with this riddle, which Dr. Dreadful Within the answer of this riddle lies his greatest weakness: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It has been 3 months and no one can come up with the answer. Will a hero emerge from the ashes to put a stop to Dr. Dreadful's rein of terrine, or will we be left hero-less and cheese-less forever? -Jeri