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In Central Mumbai a devastating bomb has gone off with three blasts. Before this life went on the usual way: Eat, work, restroom, work, eat, sit, restroom, walk, snack, shop, eat, work, restroom, and sleep. Though now everything has been turned upside down! The worst part is still not over yet! The town's most popular chili shack exploded and sent red hot chili everywhere. It turns out the chili is radioactive, and the only way to remove it is to: Race to a beanie, thrust it over someone's finger into a wall. Next, find a pond, and jump into it. Then, swirl around like your a hurricane. Finally, dry yourself off with a sock.

Luckily they've had the best detective (Sherlock Holmes) come and sniff around until he found those naughty bombers. Unfortunately out of a city of forty, twenty-one souls lost their lives. Cleaning up has been an issue, but special teams have cleared most of the c*** off the street so people can walk around. Tragic stories have been told including a little boy's "I was sitting at home, bathing in chocolate, when my whole house rumbled. I ended up under parts of my house sticky with chocolate, and feeling like a beaten squash." The caring American TV show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition has offered to rebuild over three houses! Even though this has been an horrible event, with love, compassion, and some stinky cheese, life will be normal in no time!