“I AM THE ULTIMATE SUMO WRESTLER!!!!!”
“NO THE TUB’O’LARD BEAT THE FASTO EVERY TIME!!!” says the Tub’O’Lard.
“Gaa gaa!!” says Fatso’s mascot.
“Goo goo!!” retorts the mascot of Tub’O’Lard.
“You are so not the best sumo wrestler!! You know why? Cause my poop stinks more than urs does. You know how you are going to find out? I will SIT ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!”
“YOU KNOW WHAT? BRING IT SUCKER!! BABY JOHN, PUT ME DOWN!!!” Says Tub’O’Lard.
“Gaga. Ya daddy.”
“BABY PETE!! DOWN… NOW!!!!”
The two sumo wrestlers are set down by their mascots. And they waddle to the center of the ring. The bell rings. The roar we normally hear never comes. The wrestlers are asleep in the corners sucking their thumbs. What? You thought the wrestlers were the men and the mascots were the babies? Well, that just shows how much you know about real life.
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