Exercises 196, 193, and 158 combined.

Gary Neville (parody of Devil)

"Why don't you learn how to talk to a rooster!" screamed Mrs. Applesack.
"He's not a rooster!" Meredith yelled back. It all started just four hours earlier. Jon Luis, a pastry chef, Merideth Scott, a teenager with body piercings, Mrs. Applesack, a church organist, and Jar Jar Binks, a... thing stepped on an elevator. The elevator was quite cramped and everyone was in a hurry when suddenly... the elevator stopped.
"What just happened?" asked Meredith.
"I don't know" said Mrs. Applesack calmly.
"What should we do?" asked Jon Luis.
"Mesa has idea, maybe we should buy some toothpaste a wub it on eachother" said Jar Jar. There was a pause
"What?" said Mrs. Applesack.
"Like duct tape" responded Jar Jar.
"Shut up, Jar Jar" said Meredith.
"Maybe we should just use a phone to call the fire department, they can get us out of here" said Jon Luis.
"Good idea, the emergency phone is in that box right behind you" said Mrs. Applesack. Jon picked up the phone and dialed 911.
"Hello, this is 911 emergency services, how may I help you today?" asked a female voice on the other side of the phone.
"Hi, uhhh, I'm am currently trapped in an elevator in the Durgowitz building, New York City. I need you to..." Jon was interrupted.
"There's furniture on my trumpet! Furniture!" Screamed Jar Jar.
"What are you talking about!?!" screamed Meredith.
"I'm talking about apple sauce! apple sauce!" yelled Jar Jar.
"What are you talking about?!?" screamed Jon.
"I'm a rooster!" yelled Jar Jar.
"Go calm him down!" yelled Mrs. Applesack to Meredith.
"No way, I'm not talkin' to that freak!"
"Why don't you learn how to talk to a rooster!"
"He's not a rooster!" Meredith yelled back.
"Did we all forget about why we're here? We're stuck in an elevator and we need to get out" said Jon, calmly.
"Listen, I have no idea how we got stuck here and I doubt we'll ever find out" said Mrs Applesack.
"Oh, about dat. Mesa press big red stop button. Hooray!" said Jar Jar.
So she slugged him.

THE END

Robert Flummerfelt