Option 1

Robot staring at woman (Robot 1): Oh no, something's wrong with my cellphone.
Woman: What is it?
Robot 1: Your number's not in it.
Robot 2: Ahhhhhhh, Snap.
Woman: Seriously, you gotta stop.
Robot 1: Do I know you? Cause you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Robot 2: Ahhhhhhh, Snap.
Woman: I'm getting really sick of...
Robot 1: I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
Robot Kisses Her
Robot 1: I lost the bet
Robot 2: Ahhhhhhh, Snap.
Woman: I'm serious, I...
Robot 1: Are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.
Robot 2: Ahhhhhhh, Snap.
Woman: I...
Robot 1: People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
Robot 2: Ahhhhhhh, Snap.
robots walk away.
Robert Flummerfelt