(the sumo wrestler on the left is Jackie, while the right one is Chan.)

Jackie: Waaazzzzzzz up?!?!
Chan: Ah... I just went to the toilet in my diaper. As did my baby, Chuck.
Jackie: Well my son, Norris, can make a bigger stink-bomb than Chuck
Chan: Na ah! I challenge you to a poop off! The winner gets free diapers (adult and child) for a year from the loser.
Jackie: I accept. Come on, Norris, let's go eat some beans!!
Chan: We shall win, Chuck, because we have the un-defeated secret weapon. You have diarrhea!

The following week, Chan lowers his head in defeat.
Chan: I don't understand what happened!
Jackie: Well, I won and you lost....ah. I need to change my diaper. Well.... Go buy me one! Hahahahahahhha Ahaha ahaaha aha hee hee!

By Hannah Liebscher