Guard: "Uh, Sir please step away!"
Masked Man: "I'm not trying to cause any trouble here. I just want to say hello."
Guard: "Hello!? Now go AWAY!"
Masked Man: "Would you like a banana? It sounds like you just need a hug."
Guard: "Actually I would love a banana! They are my favorite fruit."
Masked Man: "Oh goody!"
Masked man starts dancing happily.
Guard: "NOW LEAVE!!!!"
Masked Man: " I I I thought you were my friend?"
Guard: "NO! Why would i be friends with a monkey?"
Then the masked man sadly walked away.
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