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#107

Never wear a swimsuit when going snowboarding.
Never ask a woman if she's pregnant.
Never put a red sock and a white T-shirt in the same washer.
Never hit on a 17 in blackjack.
Never mix beer and wine.
Never forget about your own birthday.
Never get drunk the day before a job interview.
Never dive in the shallow part of a pool.
Never use your hand to clean a garbage disposal.
Never ignore these instructions.